im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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