Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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