So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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