i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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