I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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