And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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