Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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