I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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