You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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