You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
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