There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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