chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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