I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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