I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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