1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
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She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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