I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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