normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
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The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
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the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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