was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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