apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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