we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You are a genius and a whore.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
its liver damage thursday
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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