DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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