____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
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