I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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