you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
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Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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