But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Houston, we have a blender
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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