I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
you would pick up someone in the library
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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