I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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