Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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