guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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