Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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