also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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