you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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