Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
the raccoons are back...
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