using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
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We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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