It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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