Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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