He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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