did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
we made out on top of his cat.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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