Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
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Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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