Christians are straight up FREAKS
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
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I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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