Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Are we still banned from the library?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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