And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
wow bdsm is so cute
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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