So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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