Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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