As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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