Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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