Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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