butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
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Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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