Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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