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(519): View more from Ontario

so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.

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(630): View more from Illinois

we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple

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(323): View more from California

Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again

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(720): View more from Colorado

Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.

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(352): View more from Florida

One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.

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(509): View more from Washington

You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?

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