Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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