Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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