he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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