I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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