they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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