Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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